- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What's funnier than 68 69

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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