- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

A chicken walks into a barn.

FUCK THE JEWS

womens rights

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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