What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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run farther?

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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fduck

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try slamming a revolving door

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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