What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Why did it die Nothing died

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My parents have an open marriage.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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what happens every day? People die

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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