You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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whats chinese noodles

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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