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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

what do u call a black man a black man

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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