Women's rights

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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I'm sn otter

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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