What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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