charlie sheen losing

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

whats brown and sticky? shit

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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