What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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