- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

This is not a joke or is it

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