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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Oh...okay, good.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.