- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

An English man walks into a pub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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