- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Knock Knock Go Away

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Pinus Testicles

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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