- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Darude- Sandstorm

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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