What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Fiats

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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