- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Wy did the chicken?

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Knock knock Come in

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

penis

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Bob dole

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

whats white and gooy liguid goop

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