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Black Friday

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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gabbi nunez ;)

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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A man... walks.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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