Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Jews

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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