You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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yes... that's the joke

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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