- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

I said I hate niiggers

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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