- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Jersey Shore

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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