A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What you reading? reading?

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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