What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

knock knock who's there no one

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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