- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

I killed someone today. :D

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