why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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What color is red paint? Red

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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