- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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