- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Michael Castillo is gay

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

fruit salad?

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Women's sports.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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