- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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