Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Misner is a twat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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