- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

why was 6 afraid of 7?

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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