How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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giddy goat

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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