- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Your mums a penis joke.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

A woman walks into a bar.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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