Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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raisin boogers

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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who is mark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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