Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Ebola

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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