Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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