why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your mama's so fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

thumb_up thumb_down

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

thumb_up thumb_down

who is mark

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down

John Stamos.

thumb_up thumb_down

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

thumb_up thumb_down

Charlotte Bobcats

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops