- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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