What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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lol

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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