A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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