- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

your mother

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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