- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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