Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Cheese stick

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hey bill!

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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EGGPLANT

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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