What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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