A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

whats long and green? weed

Jesus was a good guy

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

shammmm is a lesbian.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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