- Anti Joke

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Today is May 18 2016.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.