Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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