Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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NASCAR

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Yeah right loser!

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Lil Wayne

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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