- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

knock, knock come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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