what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Yeah right loser!

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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