- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

where wally? wallys a myth.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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