- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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