How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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