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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why did the man die? He got shot!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

The Barackness Monster

knock knock Labrinth come in

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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