Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

knock, knock come in

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Well educated black man.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

obama

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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