- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

A cow says moo and explodes.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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