What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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