- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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