Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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GONNA

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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