How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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im black

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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