- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

knock knock Come in!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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