a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Jerry.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Nippies

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Jews

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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