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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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