- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What time is it? Refrigerator

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

My tractor broke down.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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