- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

my name is Jacob sartorious

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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