Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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raping black women

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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