- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Your Mom.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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