A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Cancer.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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