whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Once upon a cross

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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