- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

Why did the jew die Really...

Once upon a cross

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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