- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Woman rights.

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