- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

i like pie.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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